Author: @dantheinternut

B4UPLAY Red Dead Redemption 2

Welcome to B4UPlay! Your ideal destination for all things sequels and prequels. To help get your priorities straight we thought it would be awesome to bring you insight reviews of original titles as we get ourselves warmed up for everything coming up and to get you ready for your next pre-order! Score 10/10 | Open World | Cowboys | Classic! Red Dead Redemption is the second in the Red Dead Series and although obviously released before Red Dead Redemption 2 (due for release later this month), actually takes place AFTER the events of Red Dead Redemption 2. Essentially, Red...

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Retro Rocks Review: Perfect Dark Zero

Look… I’ll start this Retro Rocks Review about the one and only Perfect Dark Zero with a guilty admission… I’ve never completed this gem… Not even bloody close. This game had everything I was looking for back in 2006 (released in 2005). It was related to the team that produced my favourite ever game of all time in the history of gaming, Goldeneye 007 It was a launch title for the (then) brand spanking new Xbox 360 t was the next level of console gaming at the time. Without doubt I dearly remember that opening scene, where Joanna’s eye...

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Retro Rocks Review: Strip Poker

Now… I start this Retro Rocks Review knowing full well that I am opening you all up to the sad, pathetic loser that I was (arguably still am) back in the ’80s. I mean, anyone who spends their formative years playing a game called Strip Poker (and Strip Poker II) is always going to get what he slash she deserves. (in this case, mostly “he”) I’m also guessing that for the majority of gamers reading this, I’m going to have to explain exactly why said pathetic loser, way too horny for his own good, was playing a game of...

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Retro Rocks Review: Dark Forces

Look, it’s no secret that most gamers are also massive Star Wars fans… **guilty** so in the midst of what can probably be described as disappointing Star Wars titles from EA, let me take you back to the time a little Star Wars game called Dark Forces took on the world. The year was 1995. The Internet was around – but only a select few had it at home… me included… I actually got to chat to someone in a chat room online… amazing, right 😉 Dark Forces hit the gaming scene and my God, it was glorious! (Maybe...

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Why @Elemental_Ray Is NOT The New Leeeroy Jenkins

In this day and age of Twitch and screen captures, it surprises me that we haven’t had anything that comes close to a Leeeroy Jenkins moment in gaming since, well, the Leeeroy Jenkins moment. Now – the assumption is that EVERY gamer has seen the Leroy Jenkins moment, but just in case you’re one of the 5 people with internet access in the world who hasn’t seen it, here it is. It still gets me every time. SIDENOTE: I actually found 6 gamers who hadn’t seen Leeeroy Jenkins recently. Avid listeners of the Podcast will know I went to...

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