If you’re like me (and let’s face it who doesn’t want to be like me) you didn’t get a lot of sleep last night because the Halo Infinite campaign dropped. You can read GOA’s own Chris Inglis’ impressions on it here but me? I am loving it! Who knew that an open world Halo game was something that I needed? There is one thing I wanted to talk about: Craig the Brute.
Back in July 343 Industries released a gameplay trailer for the much anticipated game. In amongst the running and the exploding and the crying (that monkey’s going to pay) there was a particularly non-plussed brute that caught gamers’ attention as he was being smacked in the face by Master Chief.
The Internet® decided that this poor brute would be called Craig and started wondering what his life on the Zeta Halo was like. Is he happy? Does he have a partner? I’m asking for a friend.
Well gamers wonder no more! As I was hunting for collectibles in the early Tower area I made my way right up onto its roof. It was there I found a small shrine to Craig the Brute.
Turns out Craig the Brute is an accomplished musician and has at least one album under his belt. Featuring such bangers as I Smile Inside, Popped In The Chin By My Friend, The Day You Become A Meme and My Mom Used To Love Me, Craig has a successful 2560 Zeta Halo Tour.